I am 5 years away from 30. I reside in Fayetteville, AR, and I am currently studying to become a Chemical Engineer. This does entail all of the nerdy details you assume would come along with it, so if you think it, it is. I am obsessed with all things Jewish (especially men), and I love my furry children.

 

johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

kwmurphy:

7 Mistakes You’re Making with Olive Oil

Shampooing your dog with it.


Pouring it on Lord Denethor and lighting him on fire.


Trying to use it as currency.


Carrying it in a gallon freezer bag and telling people it’s your nephew Walt.


Freezing it in the shape of olives.


Dressing like Popeye and trying to have sex with it.


Using it as a metaphor to describe Johnny Fontaine’s hair to Tom Hagen.

kwmurphy:

7 Mistakes You’re Making with Olive Oil

  1. Shampooing your dog with it.

  2. Pouring it on Lord Denethor and lighting him on fire.

  3. Trying to use it as currency.

  4. Carrying it in a gallon freezer bag and telling people it’s your nephew Walt.

  5. Freezing it in the shape of olives.

  6. Dressing like Popeye and trying to have sex with it.

  7. Using it as a metaphor to describe Johnny Fontaine’s hair to Tom Hagen.

Old fashioned… #treatyoself #deadday #thirstythirstday

Old fashioned… #treatyoself #deadday #thirstythirstday

Yep, 8am Mommy texts. #iamachild #eternally14

Yep, 8am Mommy texts. #iamachild #eternally14

The second gentleman with the blue glasses skateboarded by and have me this. Looks like I know what we are doing the 17th… #werd?

The second gentleman with the blue glasses skateboarded by and have me this. Looks like I know what we are doing the 17th… #werd?

This is the internal battle I struggle with every morning. #iloveme

This is the internal battle I struggle with every morning. #iloveme

This hat is too legit.

This hat is too legit.

The most metal I’ll ever be.

The most metal I’ll ever be.

Saturday morning hangouts💛💙💚💜 #girls #love

Saturday morning hangouts💛💙💚💜 #girls #love